In the new spoof video “A Very Ke$ha Christmas,” the pop trainwreck stuffs her stocking full of illegal substances while dishing out a very goofy tune about Christ's Mass. Wacky stuff all around. Hit it after the jump, y'all.
Victoria Beckham has officially left The Spice World. The singer-turned-designer will never return to the ’90s girl group that catapulted her to fame — not even for the world’s biggest sporting event.
Organizers of the 2012 Olympics hoping to book The Spice Girls for the opening ceremony will have to settle for just four members — Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, and Mel Chisholm — of the record-breaking quintet, Britain’s News of the World dished over the holiday weekend.
Victoria is not interested in joining them, despite husband David’s work to bring the Olympics to the home country, the tab claims. The mother-of-three, who reunited with the gals for a reunion tour in 2007, has shaken off her Posh Spice persona to become an established figure in the fashion world and has apparently told the other girls she has no future in music. Those in-the-know say Vic fears a comeback on a global stage would open Beckham up to more criticism about her singing.
“There is no way Victoria will perform with the Spice Girls ever again. She’s not a spoilsport but she doesn’t feel she’s a good enough performer to go back there again all these years on.”
Beckham has reportedly told her former bandmates that she would not be offended if they brought in a replacement for the event, but it is not clear whether Olympic organizers would book The Spice Girls without her.
Victoria is, however, expected to help produce stage musical chronicling the band’s rise to stardom.
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Word on the Curb has it that Zac Efron and Rumer Willis — who both ended long-term relationships in 2010 — brought in the New Year looking “extremely cozy” during a vacation with Rumer’s family at The Parrot Island Resort in Turks & Caicos.
It’s been a busy few weeks for Zac — who is boasting a new buzz cut, in case you hadn’t heard. The stud ended his three-year relationship with fellow High School Musical cutie Vanessa Hudgens and cozied up to his The Lucky Ones co-star Taylor Schilling.
But like a true Hollywood couple, not even this much drama can keep Zanessa apart. Friends believe the bust-up of the Love that Disney Built is only temporary and that Zac and Vanessa’s “bond” could eventually bring them back together.
“They speak every single day … they wanted some free time, but they’ll get back together,” said a (nosy) friend of the couple.
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Swedish star Per Oscarsson is missing and feared dead after a New Year’s Weekend blaze at his rural home in Sweden, investigators say.
The remains of one person were found on Sunday in the ashes of the house and are probably those of the 83-year-old actor or his wife, 67-year-old Kia Ostling, according to police spokesman Jan Strommegard. The couple was reported missing by their relatives who say both were home when the fire destroyed the house early Friday.
The building, located in a remote area outside the small town of Skara in southwest Sweden, had burned to the ground. Only the chimney was left when firefighters arrived at the scene.
Oscarsson won the Best Actor prize at the 1966 Cannes Film Festival for his role as a starving writer in the movie Hunger. During his career he starred in more than 100 Swedish films and TV series. Most recently, he appeared in the 2006 Swedish film The Girl Who Played With Fire, based on Stieg Larsson’s popular book of the same name.
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The eccentric singer, 24, who recently reunited with her ex Luc Carl, says she is trying to avoid sex for a rather off-beat reason.
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they”re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,” the New York Daily News quoted her as telling Vanity Fair magazine.
And despite her legion of devoted fans, Gaga admits that she”s “perpetually lonely.”
“I”m lonely when I”m in relationships. It”s my condition as an artist,” she says. “I”m drawn to bad romances. And my song [‘Bad Romance’] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I”m quite celibate now; I don”t really get time to meet anyone,” she added.
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The supermodel, who gave birth to son Benjamin in December, shared her opinion on the never-ending debate between the benefits of breastfeeding versus feeding a baby formula.
“Some people (in the US) think they don”t have to breastfeed, and I think, ”Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?”” the New York Daily News quoted Bundchen as telling Harper”s Bazaar UK.
She added, “I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”
The Brazilian beauty, who is married to NFL hunk Tom Brady, also said that it was very easy to give birth.
Thanks to some meditating, the model said the eight-hour natural birthing process “didn”t hurt in the slightest.”
“It prepared me mentally and physically. It”s called ”labor” not ”holiday” for a reason, and I knew that,” she said.
“You want to go into the most intense physical experience of your life unprepared? That doesn”t make any sense to me.
“Then I was ready and I thought OK, let”s get to work.
“I wasn”t expecting someone else to get the baby out of me, she continued.
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“He calls himself Mr. Mom,” the UsMagazine.com quoted Morton as saying on Fox News Channel”s Fox & Friends.
Morton also said that Jolie, 35, used Maddox, to “bait” Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston while filming ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’.
“Well, it”s kind of playing happy family. He”s a great caregiver, this Brad Pitt…. So here”s Maddox, this cute little kid, playing around and it draws somebody in. And in all fairness, friends of Angelina, all said it was Brad that made the [pass] in that relationship.”
But Jolie wasn”t completely off the hook: “Psychologically, she makes men almost compromise themselves to cheat on their girlfriends, or cheat on their wives in order to be with her.”
“The only man that”s never rejected her is Maddox,” Morton added.
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Kim Kardashian’s a regular Renaissance Woman: She’s a clothing designer, a reality starlet, a model. And now, the buxom socialite is pop music’s newest studio singer.
The ubiquitous partygirl spent New Year’s Eve in Sin City, where she gave star-studded clubgoers at the swanky TAO Lounge a listen to her first single, an uptempo club banger, titled “Turn It Up.”
“Hi you guys, I didn’t mean to, but I did this song with The Dream, and it’s really fun! I hope you guys like it!” Kardashian said introducing the song before the dance floor filled up.
The track was produced by The-Dream — the hip-hop/pop superproducer behind Grammy-winning hits like Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” by Beyonce.
Kardashian has already shot a video for the song with well-known hip-hop videographer Hype Williams manning the camera for the effort. In the clip, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians beauty dons a mane of Bo Deryck-inspired cornrows and appears alongside once-rumored beau Kanye West, who drops in for a cameo role.
CLICK HERE For Snaps From the Set of Kim’s First Music VIDEO….
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A porn company wants to destroy the Demi Lovato sex tape, Rihanna dumps her man, and Joe Paterno still says he's not quitting his Job...the Mantenna is soooo 2011!
